Days Of Disasters
ask-rainz:

Reblog this! People need to know and protect themselfs!

ask-rainz:

Reblog this! People need to know and protect themselfs!

(via iamnobodyy)

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Posted
7 months ago

dreammaker-heartbreaker:

animandaxd:

ask-0ncie:

danglingthpider:

boredsociopath:

On April Fool’s day everyone on tumblr should change their icon to different variations of Nicolas Cage’s face

Or all follow Cole Sprouse on Twitter, then unfollow him the next day and say it was a social experiment

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everybody reblog this 

spread the news

(Source: chharliedayarchive, via ohwell-ohwelll)

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Posted
8 months ago

hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

unfollovving:

assemble-the-assbutts:

fandom-pride:

2snowy4u:

imivi:

jointeamfreewill:

gipsy-bones:

unicornpancakes:

ask-the-multishipper:

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oh god what did i do

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IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

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HOLY FUCKING COW.

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OKAY IT’S TRUE

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???

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

This doesn’t work

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I stand corrected oh dear lord

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Um guys

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shit

I have to see this for myself.

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(via humortastic)

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Posted
8 months ago

rayvenrawrgore:

gaycaptain:

swagslick:

swagslick:

high-blogging:

high-blogging:

fasciation:

fasciation:

bodysrock:

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

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i’M CRyING

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

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i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

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I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

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i cant believe youre still human

Ramsay

(Source: slothblog, via satansassyass)

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Posted
9 months ago

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

(via rhyse)

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Posted
9 months ago

soliairs:

noxidanamchara:

fernwei:

 

Probably the most important post of 2013.

I don’t want this post to die. I want this post to continue to go around even when tumblr turns into myspace. Even then, I want this post cycling because it is that important.

(Source: aaapple-jax, via orgasmic-humor)

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Posted
9 months ago
liquorlovely:


Okay, tumblr, I need your help. I’ve seen things like this get thousands and thousands of notes, and I really think that this is a cause worth sharing.This couple is an elderly couple that live in my small town in Canada’s smallest province. They both suffer from dementia and for the last 55 years, they’ve sent out Christmas cards to everyone in their neighbourhood. They’re both in a home now, and their son is doing a little project. The woman, Bev, her favourite movie is A Miracle On 34th Street, and she especially loves the part where the christmas cards come in by the hundreds. Her son is trying to get that to happen for her. It would make this lady’s Christmas to get the hundreds of Christmas cards from all over the world. I think we owe it to this kind soul to come together and give her a Christmas miracle. If you would like to send a Christmas card, their information is;
Don and Bev Enman, C/O Summerset Manor15 Frank Mellish StreetSummerside, P.E.I. CanadaC1N 0H3

Please reblog this and spread the word, guys. There’s also an article here x if you want to read more about them.

liquorlovely:

Okay, tumblr, I need your help. I’ve seen things like this get thousands and thousands of notes, and I really think that this is a cause worth sharing.
This couple is an elderly couple that live in my small town in Canada’s smallest province. They both suffer from dementia and for the last 55 years, they’ve sent out Christmas cards to everyone in their neighbourhood. They’re both in a home now, and their son is doing a little project. The woman, Bev, her favourite movie is A Miracle On 34th Street, and she especially loves the part where the christmas cards come in by the hundreds. Her son is trying to get that to happen for her. 

It would make this lady’s Christmas to get the hundreds of Christmas cards from all over the world. I think we owe it to this kind soul to come together and give her a Christmas miracle. If you would like to send a Christmas card, their information is;

Don and Bev Enman, C/O Summerset Manor
15 Frank Mellish Street
Summerside, P.E.I. Canada
C1N 0H3

Please reblog this and spread the word, guys. There’s also an article here x if you want to read more about them.

(via lsdlipsandacandyflippedgrin)

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46588
Posted
9 months ago

Jared Singer, An Entomologist’s Last Love Letter  (via byrdseed)

this honestly was probably the most amazing thing i have read before. honestly

(via justconchh)

(Source: speioritur, via electronsprotonscroutons)

dear samantha
i’m sorry
we have to get a divorce
i know that seems like an odd way to start a love letter but let me explain:
it’s not you
it sure as hell isn’t me
it’s just human beings don’t love as well as insects do
i love you.. far too much to let what we have be ruined by the failings of our species

i saw the way you looked at the waiter last night
i know you would never DO anything, you never do but..
i saw the way you looked at the waiter last night

did you know that when a female fly accepts the pheromones put off by a male fly, it re-writes her brain, destroys the receptors that receive pheromones, sensing the change, the male fly does the same. when two flies love each other they do it so hard, they will never love anything else ever again. if either one of them dies before procreation can happen both sets of genetic code are lost forever. now that… is dedication.

after Elizabeth and i broke up we spent three days dividing everything we had bought together
like if i knew what pots were mine like if i knew which drapes were mine somehow the pain would go away

this is not true

after two praying mantises mate, the nervous system of the male begins to shut down
while he still has control over his motor functions
he flops onto his back, exposing his soft underbelly up to his lover like a gift
she then proceeds to lovingly dice him into tiny cubes
spooning every morsel into her mouth
she wastes nothing
even the exoskeleton goes
she does this so that once their children are born she has something to regurgitate to feed them
now that.. is selflessness

i could never do that for you

so i have a new plan
i’m gonna leave you now
i’m gonna spend the rest of my life committing petty injustices
i hope you do the same
i will jay walk at every opportunity
i will steal things i could easily afford
i will be rude to strangers
i hope you do the same
i hope reincarnation is real
i hope our petty crimes are enough to cause us to be reborn as lesser creatures
i hope we are reborn as flies
so that we can love each other as hard as we were meant to.

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Posted
9 months ago

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

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Posted
9 months ago

crazysexyfierce:

high-in-the-tardis:

balconyscene:

women

Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.

This is sensational

(Source: cantora-magrela, via laugh-addict)

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Posted
9 months ago

sannanomad:

do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own 

(Source: xatus, via humortastic)

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Posted
9 months ago
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